IIT guys with turning heads

If there is an iitian in a cafe, you can find his head moving in perfect synchronisation with the movement of the best looking girl there. What makes these geniuses so shameless? Have you ever wondered why? Being an iitian, I can tell you that.

Most of the boys start making girl friends only after high school. And, these brilliant minds have to dig their eyes in thick books for a period of two years. So, they generally fail to notice when the girls studying with them turned from pretty to beautiful, when their breasts grew large enough to give birth to tempting looks in the eyes of fellow boys. So, in short, these guys generally miss those golden oppurtunities, but then worse fate awaits for them in iits, temples of education but nothing and only dust-bin of beauty.

IITs have the worst sex-ratio compared to any other college, and to add to their woes, the females in iits are better known as "non-males". So, when these guys move out, they are like hunters searching for beautiful girls and even a decent babe looks no less than aishwarya for them. Now, I suppose you will like to sympathise with iitians for their deplorable plight, at least one must get a feast for the eyes in lieu of all the troubles they have taken.