Ek mamu chahiye

Do you remember when as a kid, your mummy tried to pamper you and or may be attempted to reconcile with you after the scolding she just gave, she used the age-old trick of refering to Chanda Mama. And, then had anyone asked u, tera mamu kaisa ho? An immediate reply would have come ... "Chanda Mama jaisa ho" ... but not any more, the new kids are already saying humara mamu mahesh bhatt jaisa ho and why not?

A fat lad, with an unshaven face, with an absurd name (some hashmi, khashmi...) gets to push his tongue in the mouth of the every new entrant in the bollywood circuit. And, why does he enjoy this priviledge ... yaar, mahesh bhatt uska mamu hai. This lad has already got a reputation for being the serial kisser, you cannot imagine the number of whistles that you get to hear in a B-class theatre when he makes an entry on the silver screen. I do not know why do people watch his movies. The only good thing in his movies has been music and I do not give any credit for it to the actor. If anyone enjoys to watch the videos of the songs of his movies, it is definitely not due to him but due to his ever-changing gorgeous partners dressed in skimpy clothes (or shall I say barely any clothes). The fellow does not know how to dance (have a look at the movies in which he has shabbily tried to shake his legs a few times), the dialogue delivery is poor and the only role he performs in every movie is same ... duping a mind-blowing beauty to fall in bed with him, whether it is the latest movie Gangsteror the old Murder which shot him to fame along with the legendary Mallika sherawat (she has gained more space in friday coloumns than even Aishwarya Roy), his role remains the same ... give a sleeping scene with the gorgeous female lead. Anyway, it is his fate that he gets a chance of putting the label "Kissed OK" (just like the ISI mark on products, tested OK) on every bollywood beauty from Mallika to Tanushree Dutta. why should we grumble? Sab mamu ka khel hai, isliye bus ek mamu chahiye.