The virility of the F***

I urge everyone of you not to use the F*** word; in fact I implore you to refrain from using the f*** word as far as possible. Why??? Am I pretending to be too prude or dogmatic, believing in the decorum and decency? Not at all, in fact I detest any such attempt of proving oneself righteous and noble. Then why this drama?

It is to preserve the virility and the power of the f***. In fact, if u will observe keenly, it will not be hard to notice that the magic of the f*** word is fast vanishing. Have you ever tried to explore the reason behind this? The reason is the indiscriminate use of the f***; even kids (yes, I am saying kids and not teens) have included it as a part of their limited 100-word vocab. And, it is being used by every tom, dick and harry for things as trifling as a candy. Hey guys, this f*** is a legacy given to us by our ancestors and we must pass it on to the posterity without diminishing its strength in any way. Remember the days, when f*** used to have a charisma, an impact , an effect which could not be created by anything else. Those days seem to be a thing of the past, the thing has become so common that I myself committed the blunder of using it before a teacher without any purpose. No, this is really an all-time low for f***.

F*** is not a mere everyday slang, it is meant to have an effect. It is a medium to express your vigor, your anger, your dissatisfaction and though not always, but sometimes your determination. We have got no right to undermine the authority of f*** simply because we have got addicted to using it. We must take a resolve that we will refrain from overuse of f*** and we must pledge to upheld its perennial strength and virility.

If you are interested to see intellectual discussions on the origin of f***, visit http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_268b.html
Also, you can have a look at wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck