IIT: bandi chahiye part II

As promised, I am back with a sequel to the last post. Have you thought why are these IITians so much bundi-hungry?? Every IITian's head turns in perfect sync with the movement of a beautiful bandi ??? why??? I tried to answer these in a previous post IIT gys with turning heads. But, I would like to go in details about this eye-hunting here.

It starts with every IITian having a sharp brain and this leads him to an innate interest in academics. Result: aspiration to be an IITian. So, he digs his eyes in his thick books when his other batchmates were making plans about female hunt. He misses the fun, works hard and does a mistake --- passes the JEE exam, and comes to an IIT. IIT are co-education centres just in name, there have been batches in IITs where there was just one girl in the whole batch ( for bollywood movie fans, did you see matrubhoomi, a sridevi and boney kapoor production??). So, here you come with a nearly no-female institute, fully residential for 4-5 years. And, these guys are also in an interesting period of their life, 17-22 years of age, an age of hot youth, an age which incites you to experiment, an age when you know no bounds, an age when life changes meanings for you, an age when you start looking for things other than books. At this age, you are thrown in a place like IIT where months pass before you go on a date with a beautiful girl?? Go, look in foreign univs. though it is not the rampant sex shown in low-grade american movies, but yes, people do interact much more freely and confidently with opposite sex. Asking a girl out for a date is no big deal. ( I am sure many IITians are already making plans about going for an MS or at least an internship.) But, yes guys, balance is necessary in each and every walk of life. In IIT, sex balance is missing for sure, the reasons for it may be attributed to the high demands of intellect level required by JEE, which forbids an entry to beautiful girls into IIT (remember, beauty * brain = constant).

So, IITs (our dear profs, so kind of them) thought about getting more girls. Though I agree that reducing the fee of application form is not a big step, it certainly is an insinuation towards the next moves. Regardless of steps, let us try to imagine what will happen if somehow, more girls get admitted in IITs, say sex ratio turns into 1:1.

1. Attendance will increase dramatically, boys will flock to classes to see the beauties. Sanam ke deedar ke liye tarasti hai nigahein

2. More number of people (mostly couples, and a few people doing f-hunt) in library all the time. One of my best friends at IIT was a regular library visitor in first year, seems to have lost tempo these days. Library is always a good place where you are supposed to maitain silence and not disturb others, what else do lovebirds want?? Na humne kuch kaha, na tumne kuch kaha, aankhon hi aankhon main baat ho gayi.

3. Less forbidden stuff on the LAN, surely the demand will decrease (why??) and hence will supply.

4. People will get better grades, attending classes, doing co-study in library is better than playing AOE, CS and UT in dorm rooms.

5. And last but not the least, mess workers will have to cook much less food and the on-campus restaurants will have a feast.

Alas, I won't be here then to enjoy a changed atmosphere in IIT ... finally, I am in final year.